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Over the years, I’ve collected some of the smartest-yet-funny software development quotes I have read. Here’s the current short list in no particular order. Oddly enough, there are thirteen of them and they all address the woes of programming.
“Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.” - Fred Brooks
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” - Rich CookGood design: The ten commandments of Dieter Rams
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These are great principles of design. What a design should be.
Good design is…Kurt Vonnegut Motivational Posters | Sloshspot Blog
At once a optimist and a cynic, Vonnegut's love for humanity recognized and embraced each of its shortcomings. With his satirical blend of science fiction and humanism, Vonnegut gifted us with his clever one-liners and pearls of wisdom mixed in with the occasional dirty drawing. Following are a few of the gems he cast along the way, in the only acceptable format for true widom these days, the motivational poster.
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If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
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Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
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Good design is all about making other designers feel like idiots because that idea wasn’t theirs. — Frank ChimeroMark Twain Motivational Posters | Sloshspot Blog
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Great quotes on design.The 50 Greatest Movie Monologues - Film.com
Check this out before YouTube takes down all of the clips.The Laugh Track: Stand Up Comedy, Funny Videos, Funny Pics, List of Black Comedians: 18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not. - Yoggi Berra
I liked : "Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time. " - N.J. Rubenking
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.Our Founding Fathers Were NOT Christians
A page with evidence to the contrary tat the founding fathers were as Christian or as intent on impressing Christian values into the Constitution and the newly created American government.
One of the most common statements from the "Religious Right" is that they want this country to "return to the Christian principles on which it was founded". However, a little research into American history will show that this statement is a lie. The men responsible for building the foundation of the United States had little use for Christianity, and many were strongly opposed to it. They were men of The Enlightenment, not men of Christianity. They were Deists who did not believe the bible was true.
The men responsible for building the foundation of the United States had little use for Christianity, and many were strongly opposed to it. They were men of The Enlightenment, not men of Christianity.
Some of them may have been deists at best, but most of them abhorred religion and everything it entails.iWise
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Michael Pollan shares 20 of his favorite food rules sent in by Times readers.
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The idea was born out of a simple necessity - to share thoughts, insights or quotes on Twitter, and follow interesting thoughts from other people. But due to other noise available on the Twitter, these thoughtful tweets were getting buried, and were hard to discover. Now using Tweeght, it's easy to discover thoughtful tweets and hence interesting people to follow.
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Seb raised his hand during maths class and asked "If Kate (a large girl in his class) did not eat for five weeks, would she get skinny or die?"
"If I am standing on carpet and I get electrocuted, does everybody in the room die apart from me?"
Need to read all these little stories. Too funny.
Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother "I don't shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers."Motivational Tweets: 25 of the Most Inspiring Users on Twitter
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101 of the Best Movie One Liners Ever
Quote your favorite characters with our handy one-liner movie quote list. Great for speeches, parties, or any occasion.
One-liners. Oooh! The fast and the furious 4 - "Life is simple, you make a choice and then live with it!"Pure CSS speech bubbles – Nicolas Gallagher
Don't work in IE6, though...Progressive enhancement: pure CSS speech bubbles – Nicolas Gallagher — Blog & Ephemera
An actor's instruments are his emotions. There are tricks to it, but it is more alchemy than science. And there are times, like when a DP crosses your eyeline during a scene, when you just have to let 'er rip. Should this ever happen to you, you'll be prepared, as we've got a handy Christian Bale soundboard to aid in your efforts. Now you can terrorize the crew and tell them they are nice guys at the same time. Enjoy!10 Amazing Life Lessons You Can Learn From Albert Einstein - by Dumb Little Man
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Tim Ferriss’ The 4-Hour Workweek has created quite a buzz recently in the blogosphere. The book focuses on lifestyle design, which is designing your dream lifestyle with the least possible effort. It’s not necessary to wait until your retirement to live the lifestyle you want. In fact, doing so might waste 20-40 years of your life. Instead, you can live your dream lifestyle much, much sooner
63 Life-Changing Quotes on Lifestyle Design
from Tim Feriss's 4 hour Hour work week. All the major quotes.FreshBump - 10 Design Quotes Designed
To get you through Monday: "10 Design Quotes visualized" http://bit.ly/ak9udw (freshbump.com) – Jan Jursa (IATV) http://twitter.com/IATV/statuses/10859599276
There's no shortage of uninspiring quotes punishing our eyes and ears on a daily basis. Blame advertising, or HR, or your annoying Facebook 'friend' who won't stop posting on your wall. These pithy statements bombard us by the hour, often in miniscule type, often completely irrelevant to our lives. Freshbump has commissioned 10 designers to stop the madness. Feast your eyes on 10 creative quotes, presented how they should be. Visually.NumberQuotes - Get a quote, make a point
NumberQuotes Get a quote and make your point Ever need a good quote to add scale to a number? You know, you’re giving a presentation on sales and you want to give a number some scale.Usability Quotes
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Benjamin Franklin: scientist, scholar, statesman, and . . . systems administrator? Yes, 200 years or so before the birth of UNIX®, Franklin scribed sage advice to keep systems humming. Here are 10 of Franklin's more notable tips.
Divertido y didáctico artículo donde una serie de reflexiones de Benjamin Franklin son aplicadas a la administración de sistemas.
Benjamin Franklin: scientist, scholar, statesman, and . . . systems administrator? Yes, 200 years or so before the birth of UNIX, Franklin scribed sage advice to keep systems humming. Here are 10 of Franklin's more notable tips.Lessons Learned from Seth Godin - Sources of Insight
“Busy does not equal important. Measured doesn't mean mattered.” – Seth Godin There’s a hidden message in this post – it’s your free prize inside. Whether you find the free prize or not, this post will make you think. About your life. About work. About just about everything. Why? Because it’s a distillation of lessons from a man named Seth. Seth Godin is an author, an agent of change, a meaning maker, and an Idea Merchant.
“Busy does not equal important. Measured doesn’t mean mattered.” – Seth Godin
Seth condensed into 25 essential lessons/insightsAnalogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. -- BEST EVER.
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RT @jemimakiss: And here' it is: Twitter's 'Blackbird Pie" tool. http://media.twitter.com/blackbird-pie/
Serviço que transforma uma mensagem do Twitter (um tweet) em código HTML, facilitando assim a sua citação em páginas e posts.QDB: Quote #152037
I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem. <dm> For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me. <dm> Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better.
How to get the Linux gurus to help you.Sarah Palin Quotes Generator : Fictional
Palli quote generatorJeff Bezos at Wired Disruptive by Design conference - O'Reilly Radar
We've co-evolved with our tools for thousands of years," he says, explaining how ease of Kindle buying changes behavior. "Reading is an important enough activity that it deserves a purpose-built device....It's a myth that multi-purpose devices are always better.... I like my phone... I like my swiss army knife too, but I'm also happy to have a set of steak knives." "I get grumpy now when I have to read a physical book....The physical book has had a great 500 year run, but it's time to change." "If you're an incumbent in any industry, and rapid change is underway, you're uncomfortable, even if long term it's going to be good." "We've made many errors. People over-focus on errors of commission. Companies over-emphasize how expensive failure's going to be. Failure's not that expensive....The big cost that most companies incur are much harder to notice, and those are errors of Omission."
"At the end of the day, you don't end your strategy because other people don't understand it. Not if you have conviction." This and other quotes from Jeff Bezos, collected by Tim O'Reilly at Wired's 2009 Disruptive by Design conference.
Business wisdom from Jeff Bezos.
Jeff Bezos is very quotable. Listeing to Steve Levy interview him at the Wired Disruptive by Design event in New York, I was furiously taking notes. Here are the quotes I managed to capture.
"There are a few prerequisites to inventing.... You have to be willing to fail. You have to be willing to think long term. You have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time. If you can't do those three things, you need to limit yourself to sustaining innovation.... You typically don't get misunderstood for sustaining innovation."
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"There are a few prerequisites to inventing.... You have to be willing to fail. You have to be willing to think long term. You have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time. If you can't do those three things, you need to limit yourself to sustaining innovation.... You typically don't get misunderstood for sustaining innovation." "At the end of the day, you don't end your strategy because other people don't understand it. Not if you have conviction." [via: http://snarkmarket.com/blog/snarkives/briefly_noted/how_to_invent/]
Bezos: "One of the differences between founder/entrepreneurs and financial managers is that founder/entrepreneurs are stubborn about the vision of the business, and keep working the details. The trick to being an entrepreneur is to know when to be stubborn and when to be flexible. The trick for me is to be stubborn about the big things."Quote Robot - Fast & Easy Website Proposals
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Check out this nice meaty post by @RossHudgens. So much good stuff here that I keep going back: http://bit.ly/bfnTCm
Paul Graham is most famous for heading up Y Combinator, a seed-stage startup funding firm, and also for Hacker News, a social news website revolving around computer hacking, startup companies, and as their submission guidelines state, “anything that gratifies one’s intellectual curiosity”. Graham’s essays online are highly regarded for their insight and relevance – and his book, Hackers and Painters, is no different. To help inform the great insights from the book, I included the essay title and summary, as Graham offers in the contents. A few chapters had only one or two notes or none at all, because they were overly technical or not particularly relevant to a wider audience. I have included those at the end.
Great list of thoughts from Paul Graham: http://www.rosshudgens.com/thoughts-from-paul-graham/Qwotebook
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"...you might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”
The one where Bruce Lee motivates you by telling you to go ahead and die. http://bit.ly/akaBNy