Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted : funny
This would make for an interesting taxonomy of tastelessness: * Racist jokes * Dead baby jokes * Sexual jokes * Domestic violence jokes * Catholic priest jokes * Taboo jokes * Jokes about tragedies I thought this one was particularly funny: Q: Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown? A: The punchline is too long.Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
Funny letter sent to Richard Branson complaining about the good on a Virgin flightEvery Episode of 'House' Ever | Cracked.com
Have you ever wanted to write award-winning television, don't own a computer, typewriter, or pen, and yet are somehow reading this? Well, you're in luck! Just follow this simple guide, selecting
opskrift på hvordan man skruer et afsnit af House MD sammenNews Blog - Times Online - WBLG: Greatest ever letter of complaint
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
"...by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation."
CUSTARD RICHARD CUSTARD
virgin airlines food,fuckin' funnyArchitects Rule! : Real-life Dilbert manager quotes
Pointy haired boss -lainauksia, oikeasti.AIG Implodes: The Two Cows Version
Bill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.Яolcats
English Translations of Eastern Bloc Lolcats
Funny "translated" lolcats.
English translation of eastern bloc lolcats.Top 13 Funny Software Development Quotes « Paul Tiseo’s Livin’ La Vida CIO
Over the years, I’ve collected some of the smartest-yet-funny software development quotes I have read. Here’s the current short list in no particular order. Oddly enough, there are thirteen of them and they all address the woes of programming.
“Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.” - Fred Brooks
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” - Rich Cooksorry-mom.com
Paul should be on this list.24w7ed0.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x640 pixels)
sucks8 Racist Words You Use Every Day | Cracked.com
8 Racist Words You Use Every Day. Happy MLK day! You're a racist!
Have you ever worried that, no matter how hard you try, you'll just never be racist enough? Well, you're in luck. As it turns out, you've been unconsciously using racial slurs your entire life! Slurs like...No Snickering - That Road Sign Means Something Else - NYTimes.com
ah....the noble fourth estate!
In the scale of embarrassing place names, Crapstone ranks pretty high. But Britain is full of them. Ask the residents of Titty Ho, North Piddle, Spanker Lane or Penistone.BBspot - Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts
Eagle ($250/month) – Users get 500 character limit, 1000 extra random followers, 3 celebrity followers of their choice, 5 hours on recommended list each month, Twitter Concierge for Tweeting while user is asleep or busy (and more), auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" tuxedo, custom "Fail Whale" page when service is down.
Twitter co-founder and CEO Evan Williams today announced part of the company's long-awaited business model: Twitter Premium accounts.
HA!BBC - Newsbeat
Reminds me of the time some kids used weed killer to draw a penis on the football field of Stoney Creek High School.
Hilarious! But not for the parents
penisMessquoted: Funny & Joke Status's for MSN Messenger, Windows Live and Facebook Chat: Top 150
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
matterMcSweeney's Internet Tendency: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone.
This is hilarious. I immediately tried to figure out the best ways to describe them to someone, because that's what I do.
These email addresses made me laugh
Funny.Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink | Media | The Guardian
OMG first successful transatlantic air flight wow, pretty cool! Boring day otherwise *sigh*
'...Currently, 17.8% of all Twitter traffic in the United Kingdom consists of status updates from Stephen Fry..'
Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian has announced that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter.
Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian today announces that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter, the sensationally popular social networking service that has transformed online communication. The move, described as "epochal" by media commentators, will see all Guardian content tailored to fit the format of Twitter's brief text messages, known as "tweets", which are limited to 140 characters each. Boosted by the involvement of celebrity "twitterers", such as Madonna, Britney Spears and Stephen Fry, Twitter's profile has surged in recent months, attracting more than 5m users who send, read and reply to tweets via the web or their mobile phones.
April 1- so it begins
The Guardian moves to publish exclusively on Twitter. Fools.Gmail: Google's approach to email
Googles aprilfools joke
Googles April Fools Day Joke
Happy April 1st!
Even more from Google, and even sillier
Gmail AutopilotTM by CADIE The easiest email could possibly be. As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages. Sample Autopilot responses Respond to business proposals Manage relationships Match your personal style10 Annoying Habits of a Geeky Spouse | Geekdad from Wired.com
Everyone has annoying habits, and a sizable part of every successful marriage is learning to live with those things each other does that annoy you. I think it's safe to
Using "frak," or Klingon, or both, instead of regular swear words5 Ways 'Common Sense' Lies To You Everyday | Cracked.com
Check this out
market for news that circumvents government control but, as we have found out, rumor mills like to fill infCADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity
April fool's joke, or Google's Next Big Thing? You decide.
(from Zac Malmquist) If any of you used Google on April 1, then you may have stumbled across this announcement from Google - Happy April Fools Day.
Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity
Google introduces first distributed intelligence entity. First thing it does, posts a wicked annoying blog. http://bit.ly/HycW [from http://twitter.com/AdamPieniazek/statuses/1429695012]
Google's April Fool's joke for 2009 - they launched an AI, which behaves exactly like a 12-year-old girl. Her homepage looks like a geocities page, and she's "enhanced" every google app with some hilarious features, including 3-D glasses for Chrome, and an autoreply feature for Gmail.Linux Manua: 10 antidotes anti-Hadopi
Antidote n°1 : Ne pas avoir peur Antidote n°2 : Contester systématiquement Antidote n°3 : Voter Antidote n°4 : Changer d'adresse IP Antidote n°5 : Le Streaming Vidéo Antidote n°6 : La Musique en ligne Antidote n°7 : Le P2P sécurisé Antidote n°8 : Les sites de stockage en ligne Antidote n°9 : Neutralisation du Logiciel Espion d'HADOPI Antidote n°10 : Propagez massivement ces antidotes.highDEAS - the best ideas (while you're high)
highDEA (high idea) (pronounced: hi-de-a) An idea or insight a person has when they are high. For the duration of being high, it is a truly profound, original, and useful idea, but turns out the next day to make no sense, or be of any use whatsoever (kinda like this site).
the best ideas (while you're high)
"Bus with a pizza oven in it: Get bus and equip it with an oven. When people order a pizza, you start baking it on the way to the house. Pizza will be delivered piping hot, and faster than a regular delivery outfit."(postmodernbarney.com) » Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
# 25TH HOUR: White New Yorkers commit crimes against both law and ethics; feel bad for being caught, rather than for doing it at all. # 300: Gays kill blacks. # 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites. # A CIVIL ACTION: Underqualified lawyer doesn’t listen to clients, royally botches case. # A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES: Social deviants make life difficult for genius. # A CRY IN THE DARK: Dogs eat baby, confusion follows. # ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus. # ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. # AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: Tourist causes riot. # ATLAS SHRUGGED: Selfish industrialist destroys economy. # AUNTIE MAME: Spinster exposes child to sexual fetishists, socialists; thwarts marriage to good Republican girl. # BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. # BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. # BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-coun
I wish I was this funnyYouTube - Flutter: The New Twitter
You know a phenomenon has gone mainstream when it's spoofed on YouTube.
Encontramos un video en internet que está dando que hablar. No es una iniciativa real, es más bien una parodia, pero quizás sin proponérselo está promoviendo pensamiento creativo al respecto, y quien sabe si alguien ya se está inventando una manera de aplicar este concepto (chistoso) a la realidad
As Twitter-mania reaches new levels, Slate V presents a mockumentary about a company that wants to take microblogging to the next level.What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? - Stack Overflow
best comment in source code you have ever encountered?My First Dictionary
My First Dictionary
Quite funny, you call it black humour..
Learn new words and how to use them in day-to-day situations!8 rules to discourage your employees | Geek Stuff Daily
Jak zniechęcić pracownika ;)Do You Have Swine Flu?
Hier erfahrt Ihr, ob Ihr bereits die Schweinegrippe habt.kickflaw - FIC: Grave Mistake (1/2), NC-17, Arthur/Merlin, ~7k
The ghost of Arthur's creepy great, great uncle starts following Merlin around and making lewd comments. Fortunately — or unfortunately — only Merlin hears him most of the time.
“You want me to rob a grave?” Merlin asked, appalled.
There's no-one to be seen, but Merlin still hears some disturbing comments, focusing mainly on his sex life: "You’re a queer virgin?! I can’t believe it! Actually, I can, which is even sadder.” Now THIS!! Is made of awesome! It gives you some good laugh and offers hawt porn - what else can you ask for?
The ghost of Arthur's creepy great, great uncle starts following Merlin around and making lewd comments. Fortunately — or unfortunately — only Merlin hears him most of the time. Summary: “You want me to rob a grave?” Merlin asked, appalled.
The one with the match-making ghost.Mark Twain Motivational Posters | Sloshspot Blog
ironische/sarcastische citaten van Mark TwainHow to Avoid Kicking Puppies and Other Valuable Lessons in Leadership
I was amusing myself by imagining Kirk attempting to be an authority figure and this is what happened.
Chekov rolls his eyes and then enunciates very clearly, like he’s speaking to someone a little bit slow, and sometimes he really does wonder about Sulu. “I punched a superior officer in the face!”
"If people just went around punching superior officers because they were assholes, there would be anarchy, and I’d be very bruised.” [ I would have loved it for this fragment alone, but the rest of the fic is equally good. It's gen, with some UST running around]
Kirk learns to deal with the necessities of command. This story has a great Kirk voice, and it also features my personal favorite, Chekov - and a Uhura who isn't taking any bullshit!
Kirk slouches in his chair and sighs. McCoy will give him this; the man is a champion at slouching. There’s something about the way he slouches that seems to be saying, ‘I could be sitting straight, but the universe just couldn’t handle the awesomeness of me being fully upright in this chair.’ It’s a lot to say in just the way he sits. It’s impressive.
Kirk attempts to be an authority figure and McCoy mocks.
I was amusing myself by imagining Kirk attempting to be an authority figure and this is what happened. Gen, with a brief moment of Kirk's POV on Spock/Uhura which is absolutely hilarious.Classic Programming Quotes | Storm Consultancy Blog
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not. - Yoggi Berra
I liked : "Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time. " - N.J. Rubenking
put these in a random quote generatorCharlie Brooker: Nightclubs are hell | Comment is free | The Guardian
because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool. But a glamorous friend of mine was there to "
Charlie Brooker: I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only 'saddoes' dislike them.
Brooker is god and right about everything.
"Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable."concerns.jpg (JPEG Image, 596x621 pixels)
hahahahahaThe 50 Dollar Logo Experiment | The Boomerang Table : The Blog of 160over90
Cheese of Nazareth is such a great name.Editor's Corner - Yahoo! News UK
funny complaining letter to rich about the worst meal somebody appears to have been expected to eat in their entire lives...
Look at this Richard. Just look at it:
This is a letter recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team and is currently being hailed on news blogs, such as this one on The Telegraph as possibly the funniest customer complaint letter ever.
mdenny: RT @wmacphail: I love this complaint letter to Virgin http://is.gd/hpLv
Hilarious complaint letter to Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines.Tweeting Too Hard
Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh.YouTube - The Vendor Client relationship - in real world situations
m.don This has never happened to me, all clients are accommodating and understand the flexible and changing needs of all the factors, including market, technology and business priority.
"so you're gonna show us how we can make it on our own at home, k?"
Hilarious YouTube videocasspeach: FIC: Spoils of War, Arthur/Merlin NC-17
Uther periodically sends his knights to takeover bordering unprotected land. On one such outing, Arthur attacks Ealdor and claims Merlin for his piece of the loot.
"Sorry if I'm not very good at being pillaged," Merlin spits back. "I'm sure I'll get better with practice."
Uther periodically sends his knights to takeover bordering unprotected land. On one such outing, Arthur attacks Ealdor and claims Merlin for his piece of the loot... sort of.
The village of Ealdor is embarrassingly easy to conquer. Just a handful of peasants, no protection from Cenred at all. It leaves Arthur still keyed up for a fight that didn't happen. He has the villagers assembled before him and looks them over with a critical eye from the vantage point of his mount. They're a motley crew, dirty rags for clothes and all bent heads and fake submission.
Written for kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Uther periodically sends his knights to takeover bordering unprotected land. On one such outing, Arthur attacks Ealdor and claims Merlin for his piece of the loot. Cute/blushing!Merlin.
Prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Uther periodically sends his knights to takeover bordering unprotected land. On one such outing, Arthur attacks Ealdor and claims Merlin for his piece of the loot.
Written for kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Uther periodically sends his knights to takeover bordering unprotected land. On one such outing, Arthur attacks Ealdor and claims Merlin for his piece of the loot.
Athur conquers Ealdor and meets Merlin. Takes Merlin. And in the end, all is well.Tweeting Too Hard
This site collects pompus tweets, and allows users to rate which tweets are the most self centered / pompus.
my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fightingHow To Write Unmaintainable Code
JavaDOCThe ducks in the bathroom are not mine
funny. how to deal with an overzealous apartment managerExclusive: The Future of Facebook Usernames - Anil Dash
It's funny because it's true.
Gods, I love it when Anil gets bitchy.
Hilarious satirical prediction about what’s going to happy when Facebook releases vanity URLs this weekend.If Everything Was Made by Microsoft | Cracked.com
"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded"
Funny emails85 Comedians to Follow on Twitter
Funny people on Twitter
One thing I enjoy on Twitter: funny people.
ore than 90 comedians on Twitter that are all worth a follow. Included are some very famous comics and generally funny people, a bunch of stand-up performers, some comedy and humor writers, and plenty of comedic actors. The one thing they all have in common is that they’re definitely LOL-worthy.BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'
Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers. "The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing. "Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
file under "you couldn't make this up" dept ...
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said. Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine. She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops. Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers. "The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," [Giddings said]. "Then they crash...We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high"....Retired Tasmanian poppy farmer Lyndley Chopping also said he had seen strange behaviour from wallabies in his fields. "They would just [eat some poppies and] do their circle work in the paddock."
"Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said." Or is it biomimicry in reverse?People who look exactly the same in all pictures (5 gifs) » Izismile.com - In fun we trust! Pictures, photos, videos, flash, games, celebs, hot stuff
wow...the girl on the top really does not move.
http://tinyurl.com/d5zpsk People who look the same in all photos. Funny!! [from http://twitter.com/alexisnbrown/statuses/1591242615]
People who look exactly the same in all pictures http://bit.ly/renKY [from http://twitter.com/anasqtiesh/statuses/1570335339]NCBI ROFL
Real articles. Funny subjects.sarahtales: Star Trek Parody
I know you (used?) to read bad fan-fic. This is a very-very condensed run-down of the recent Star Trek movie, delivered in one-liners. And pretty damned funny. :^)
Laugh-out-loud take on the film. Brilliant from start to finish. To wit: Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.
A parody of the newest Star Trek movie, by Sarah Rees Brennan. (aka Mistful in the HP fandom) Mentions of Kirk/Spock, kinda.
SPOCK: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.
'KIRK: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the screams of 'I'm fabulous! I'm fabulous!' IN MY OWN HEAD.'
UHURA: I seem not to be assigned to the Enterprise. Please correct this error. SPOCK: Well, I didn't... UHURA: You know my qualifications. MA in advanced linguistics. PhD in badass. SPOCK: So I'll just be correcting that error, then. UHURA: That's what I thought. SPOCK: It is a perfectly logical decision on my part to be totally whipped.
new Star Trek (2009) movie parodyHistory of the C family of languages
History, the C family of languages17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped | Cracked.com
salar de uyuni!
This is the fourth installment of our series where we prove that sometimes, real life is stranger than Photoshop. So enjoy our continuing chronicle of jaw-dropping pics that make you shout "FAKE!" the moment you see them, but in fact are not. Even if, in some cases, we really wish they were ...The Official George W. Bush Presidential Librarium
Worth a lookTHINGS MARKETING PEOPLE LOVE
"I thought the idea of being a futurist was cool, so I ended up working in marketing in new york city as a "strategist" at an agency, but now I like to call myself a creative engineer. I have a huge crush on culture, an interest in people, and a love for social media. While eating a burger today (7.8.11) , I started to laugh at the idea of urban scavenger hunts. I mean, really? For what? Then I was like, you know what, marketing people LOVEEE that shit! - Heron Preston"
After years of observation and reverse engineering I am proud to say I have been able to reproduce the IE6 algorithm to break even the most standards-compliant websites. IE6ify!
So sad but oh so true. A great way to explain to a client why IE6 shouldn't be catered for.
After years of observation and reverse engineering I am proud to say I have been able to reproduce the IE6 algorithm to break even the most standards-compliant websites.Emails From Crazy People
People be crazy.http://translationparty.com/tp/
Start with an English phrase: this day will live in infamy let's go! this day will live in infamy into Japaneseこの日、汚名に住んでいるだろう back into English This day will live in infamy back into Japanese この日は汚名に住んでいるだろう back into English This day will live in infamy
Cool translation tool that often leads to interesting results in the end.
I'll save the explanation and let you figure it out for yourself, but everybody's doing it, and you should be doing it too.
translate a phrase to japanese and back until equilibrium is reached
Start with an English phrase: ... Find equilibrium.Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn't dying fast enough.
quite excellentWhat is your best programmer joke? - Stack Overflow
Potential models for zombie outbreaks.
Zombies are a popular figure in pop culture/entertainment and they are usually portrayed as being brought about through an outbreak or epidemic. Consequently, we model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions. We then refine the model to introduce a latent period of zombification, whereby humans are infected, but not infectious, before becoming undead. We then modify the model to include the effects of possible quarantine or a cure. Finally, we examine the impact of regular, impulsive reductions in the number of zombies and derive conditions under which eradication can occur. We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all.101 T-Shirts for Scientists, Science Geeks and Nerds! | Unique Scoop
Simply Complicated ApparelUrinal protocol vulnerability « xkcd
When a guy goes into the bathroom, which urinal does he pick? Most guys are familiar with the International Choice of Urinal Protocol. It’s discussed at length elsewhere, but the basic premise is that the first guy picks an end urinal, and every subsequent guy chooses the urinal which puts him furthest from anyone else peeing. At least one buffer urinal is required between any two guys or Awkwardness ensues.BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Science ponders 'zombie attack'
Science ponders 'zombie attack'
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada. They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures. The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress. In books, films, video games and folklore, zombies are undead creatures, able to turn the living into other zombies with a bite. But there is a serious side to the work. In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal, rapidly spreading infection. The researchers say the exercise could help scientists model the spread of unfamiliar diseases through human populations.
my favorite part is when they have to explain that the one prof put a '?' in his legal name.Teachers Working
humour - lessonplans
A company that .
Humorous lesson plans for every levelIf Architects Had to Work Like Web Designers
Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.
[en] ... ils recevraient un descriptif aussi précis que celui-ci!
Old but so true...
If Architects Had to Work Like Web DesignersKill or cure?
"Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it."
Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Things the Daily Mail says cause cancer - via Adam Cherry
Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent itHow Men And Women Argue | Maxim.com
Men and women have very different ways of arguing. So, in a better effort to help couples understand each other (which, really, is what we're all about here at Maxim), we decided to break down the thought process of both a man and woman, during an argument.
Sometimes it's hard to understand where your boyfriend or girlfriend is coming from in an argument, and why they're saying what they're saying. Let us be your guide on this journey...
Sometimes it's hard to understand where your boyfriend or girlfriend is coming from in an argument, and why they're saying what they're saying. Let us be your guide on this journey...ifyouweremine: FIC, Wherein Wooing Colin is Somewhat More Difficult than Anticipated, Bradley/Colin, PG-13
Summary: “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. |__| JC Chavez. He is this generation's shakespeare for real
“Yes, but you have magnificent breasts that make people do what you say. I need a plan that doesn’t involve your hypnotic knockers,” said Bradley.
“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. Bradley/Colin
Bradley goes to ridiculous lengths, which include stalking and 90's karaoke, to win Colin's affections.
Bradley/Colin, PG-13. “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley.
“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. HAHAHAHA.
Usually the whole real people in fics thing freaks me out, but this one touched my heart somehow and I found myself liking it a lot.
“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley."4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes"" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor
The Lost Symbol, the latest novel by The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown, has gone on sale. We pick 20 of the clumsiest phrases from it and from his earlier works. - The critics are certainly harsh. Edinburgh professor of linguistics Geoffrey Pullum says “Brown's writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily, thoughtlessly, almost ingeniously bad.” He picks out some excerpts for special criticism. The female lead in Angels and Demons learns of the death of her scientist father: “Genius, she thought. My father . . . Dad. Dead.” A member of the Vatican Guard in the same book becomes annoyed by something, and we learn that "his eyes went white, like a shark about to attack."
Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences
Famously, comedian Stewart Lee mocked him for using the sentence “The famous man looked at the red cup” in his bestselling The Da Vinci Code.The Ultimate Productivity Blog
Turned my life around.
Great advice for anyone who needs to be more productive.
You should be working.Microsoft's grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse? | Charlie Brooker | Comment is free | The Guardian
I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it.
windows vs osx
Windows works for me. But I'd never recommend it to anybody else, ever.
(via FakeSteve)Top 10 Funniest Google Suggest Results
Reading: Top 10 Funniest Google Suggest Results: http://bit.ly/UYOtq [from http://twitter.com/nickdaws/statuses/3251389837]Twaxed.com : Beware What You Share
HAHA. LOVE it.
Beware What You ShareThe 50 Funniest Internet Infographics : COED Magazine
sistema che ti permette di scegliere le parole e poi il politico le pronuncia. componi la frase e lui la dice.
UK Prime Ministerial candidates say (almost) anythingShouts & Murmurs: Subject: Our Marketing Plan : The New Yorker
funny cos it's true
The New YorkerMachinarium
Remarkably challenging: http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/ [from http://twitter.com/notmike/statuses/5453313013]
statistically i should have done about twice as well
Gæt på navnet om det er den ene eller den anden slags etablissement. Herligt!tumblr_kolo40SQZq1qzy3cwo1_r1_500.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x667 pixels)
wykres zrobiony z piosenki beatelsów
Hey Jude FlowchartRegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags - Stack Overflow
If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror.
Heh. "The only moral of this story is that you should never attempt to parse HTML with a regular expression, but there are some occasions when it is unavoidable".Make Me Mighty
Transmogrify your name into an all-mighty position title spawned of thunder and inscribed in hell. Arrrr!
name names flashcatsforgold.com
Turn gold into cats? lol I'd do this. X3
"It was the winter after Merlin's disappearance that Arthur first noticed the falcon."
It was the winter after Merlin's disappearance that Arthur first noticed the falcon.
It was the winter after Merlin's disappearance that Arthur first noticed the falcon. This is such a heartwarming fic, I love how Merlin is still so essentially himself, even in bird form :)
Summary: It was the winter after Merlin's disappearance that Arthur first noticed the falcon.
in which merlin disappears and everyone discovers that arthur is a softie for birds.
PG, Merlin/Arthur. 2700 words. It was the winter after Merlin's disappearance that Arthur first noticed the falcon."5 Star Wars Status Updates" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor
Luke, a stormtrooper, General Veers, Han Solo among others"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."
As a person in a service based industry, this email thread is something that you fantasize about from time to time, but never have the balls to actually do.
"Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free."
Oh I have fantasized about exchanges like this.http://www.textfiles.com/100/taoprogram.pro
The reason behind Swine Flu outbreak uncovered! http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg [from http://twitter.com/anasqtiesh/statuses/1640223480]
RT @silveira you little bastard. you've killed us all http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg [from http://twitter.com/rssbrasilblog/statuses/1638109612]
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DarkHalf|workHow Twilight Works - The Oatmeal -
A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight from Seattle to Houston. I knew it was going to be crappy, but I thought it would be a guilty pleasure kind of crappy - where you know it's bad but you still get enjoyment out of it. I actually managed to power through around 400 pages until I gave up and started reading Sky Mall. I've been seeing Twilight everywhere lately, especially with Vampire Teens II New Moon's release, so I thought I'd break down why chicks go apeshit for it.
"If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way." /via @seldo
"If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the 'you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair' kind of way."How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal
Be prepared to fire your client
source:stumbleupon kwd:funnyHow Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse - The Oatmeal -
Seb raised his hand during maths class and asked "If Kate (a large girl in his class) did not eat for five weeks, would she get skinny or die?"
"If I am standing on carpet and I get electrocuted, does everybody in the room die apart from me?"
Need to read all these little stories. Too funny.
Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother "I don't shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers."shanenickerson.com: the 46 stages of Twitter
From sceptic to Twitter junky in 46 steps
1. Hear the word Twitter. Scoff. 2. Hear it again from someone else. Scoff again. 3. Hear about famous celebrity who is apparently "On Twitter." Scoff, but make mental note to check it out. 4. Log into Facebook to comfort self. 5. Sign up for Twitter. 6. Give up because it seems dumb. 7. Loudly criticize others on Twitter. 8. Follow @johncmayer, @aplusk, @rainnwilson, @wilw, @mrskutcher, @oprah, and one other person you actually know. 9. Post tweet that is a variant of: "Trying out this Twitter thing." 10. Attempt to dig a little deeper into Twitter. 11. Notice rampant usage...
The 46 Stages of Twitter
"36. Alienate actual people in your life in an attempt to impress ones you don't know."Andrew McDonald » Blog Archive » A Pictorial Guide to avoiding Camera Loss
Great idea this.
children is called The Greatest Blogg
Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be a victim of the thoughtlessness and/or sleepiness that can lead to Camera Loss.If Video Games Were Realistic | Cracked.com
אם משחקים היו יותר קרובים למציאות - קורע מצחוק: http://bit.ly/16EkQS [from http://twitter.com/talgalili/statuses/4051825453]
A little realism would make some games way more awesome. Others, not so much. We asked you to show us what would happen if video game makers started adding a little realism to their games. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
If you have some geek gamer referencies, you'll enjoy that!
Yeah, what if? :P"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a ..." - hot soup? anyone?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
Excellent math joke.J'aime le GIF, le site qui aime bien les GIF
Un site qui fait dans le gif animé... Enfin pas toujours de très bon goût mais cela peut servir.Discover Literary Oddities in the Weird Book Room on AbeBooks
Weird Book Room
i own one of these!xkcd - A Webcomic - Numerical Sex Positions
Numerisk klussSleep Talkin' Man
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Funny as fuck quotes.
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
Man talks in his sleep, wife blogs it.Nuanced, Ambivalent, or Guarded Stickers: Products: Zazzle.com Store
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combining vision and sound to perceive a concept
You be the judge!
what's he sayinggggg????40 Awesome Versions of Jesus | www.holytaco.com
As you probably already know, Jesus is a pretty popular guy. He's so popular, in fact, that he's inspired people from all walks of life to create their very own versions of the Son of God that somehow take him to another level. Here are 40 of
Seriously awesome.famous.png (PNG Image, 650x530 pixels)
RT @unclebobmartin: RT @ipreuss: breaking news: http://picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png [from http://twitter.com/pavsaund/statuses/2386607511]
passt irgendwie gerade zum aktuellen tv-geschehen....
Who'd work in rolling news, eh?
<grelli> bwahahaha: http://picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png
"People have gathered where we are pointing our cameras."How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal
Awesome stuff"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
so this is one of my FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME!! and now lots of the stories are up right here :D :D :D
From "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!", the kind of advice that saves you a lifetime of figuring it out by yourself
hey're not going to give you a goddamn thing; I'm not going to be a gentleman to such worthless bitches, and so on. I learned it till it was automatic.YouTube - Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News
Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News
Charlie Brooker for PM!!Wow, 173,000 views in under 36 hours, cheers everyone!!Now I feel I must add the obligitory copyright notices in the hope that the BB...McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Secure Website Authentification Questions.
Hahaha, "Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?"
- - - - What is your mother's maiden name? What is your older sister's favorite Monopoly game piece? Who did your paternal grandfather vote for in the 1956 presidential election? Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance? In what year did you begin working on your novel? How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of college? What was your score on the civil-service employment exam? Where were you sitting when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant? Where did you never end up going for your honeymoon? In what year did you begin working for the post office? What is the name of the hedge-fund manager your ex-wife married? How many hours did it take you to drink that bottle of Jack Daniel's yesterday? What time was it when, in a drunken rage, you threw your novel into the fire? If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
I think some of these might actually be in use!
Some Answers: Front Door, 4, 1999, Rome, 2014, 8:22
"Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?"
haYouTube - Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix!
i was just looking at the lights.
To download an MP3 of THIS AND theNEW EXTENDED club mix, go here:::http://www.revolucian.com/BaleOut-Download.htmlRuPaul's new album "Champion" is ...
February 02, 2009software - xml - s-exp vs XML | cat -v harmful stuff
Erik Naggum on XML
"Robbery is not just another way of making a living, rape is not just another way of satisfying basic human needs, torture is not just another way of interrogation. And XML is not just another way of writing S-exps. "Batman & Robin Comic Generator
Comic11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do Anyway - 11Points.com
I'm sick of people quoting the bible in an argument against gay marriage. It's bullshit.
11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do AnywayNorCal Internet Services
I just realized that I know nothing about website design http://www.norcalis.com/
Beautiful website for inspirationxkcd - A Webcomic - Packages
Awesome! (via Neatorama?)grabi_hands: 16 Things Jim Kirk Is Allowed To Do In Private: a chronological list compiled by First Officer Spock
WORDS: 2758 A chronological list compiled by First Officer Spock.
as the title says
Of course Spock would compile a list of t hings Jim's allowed to do, cause list are tp Spock as pushing boundaries are to Jim.
exactly what it sounds like
1- he is allowed to initiate a kiss on the mouth.
It was a sudden move - illogical and unpredictable, as it always was. He had gone to the captain's quarters without knowing what he was getting himself into, apparently, and while he had only expected to have a little companionship in his suddenly-empty evenings, he did not expect this. Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/Spock. R.
12- he is allowed to speak of illogical, unimportant matters, on the condition that he does not expect and will not receive a response. he is not, however, allowed to attempt to produce musical sounds using his vocal chords. this activity will always result in his untimely expurgation from the first officer's quarters, or even his own.
See title. XD
What it says on the label.
In relation to this fic, because someone asked for a list and I had way too much fun thinking about it. Also, jesuschrist fluff. I am full of sap. Sequel to Spiccato
In relation to "Spiccato"ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®
@CaliLewis - The moment I saw this I immediately thought of you and Neal - bacon lover's rejoice! http://bit.ly/1VuyqR [from http://twitter.com/Zig7/statuses/1431687174]
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.htmlRound Manhole Covers, or: If Richard Feynman applied for a job at Microsoft :: hebig.org/blog
"Why are manhole covers round" is one of the eternal questions in job interviews, and so it seems to be at Microsoft. The desired and politically correct answer to the question is: "Manhole covers are round because round is the only shape that can never fall into the manhole and hurt someone (with the hole of the same shape, but slightly smaller size than the cover)". And the answer is wrong. Let's ask Mr Feynman:her_job.jpg (JPEG Image, 450x302 pixels)
its her jobUnreality - The Most Badass Alphabet Ever |
Unreality - The Most Badass Alphabet Ever | http://ff.im/-ibWKM
Awesome alphabet! Just look at entry "J" to be convinced.YouTube - Hug a developer today...
Hug a developer today - http://bit.ly/Lo0IU [from http://twitter.com/nick_b/statuses/3143519063]
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Funnyio9 - Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Una critica excelente sobre las pelis de Michael Bay.
I love this review of T:RotF(L). It's mostly how I felt about the first one. I don't understand how people who claim to care about the Transformers aren't outside Bay's house, pitchforks-and-torches angry about this tragic wasted opportunity.
Im reading awesomely funny transformer 2 reviews here http://tinyurl.com/ml7fvq and here http://tinyurl.com/lgeccr [from http://twitter.com/madguy000/statuses/2386018884]
this review is amazing: http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie?skyline=true&s=i
This is the greatest film review I have ever read.
The greatest movie review ever.Take On Me: The Literal Version - CollegeHumor video
Now it finally makes sense.
"show this guy then cut back to these two"The Brick Testament
Ha, Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays: http://j.mp/9wI13t
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. -- BEST EVER.
bad bad bad awesome!I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
We're not all "Jesus Freaks" who run around screaming about how everyone should "Judge not lest ye be judged," whine "Blessed are the meek" all the time, or drone on and on about how we're all equal in the eyes of God! Some of us are just trying to be good, honest folks who believe the unbaptized will roam the Earth for ages without the comfort of God's love when Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior returns on Judgment Day to whisk the righteous off to heaven.
Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks. We don't all blindly follow a bunch of outdated biblical tenets or go all fanatical about every bit of dogma. What I'm trying to say is, don't let the actions of a vocal few color your perceptions about what the majority of us are like.Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
No, really. It's true. The Onion wouldn't lie about these matters.
"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'" "I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued . . .
Obama watched the finale just as he had every previous episode, alone in the White House screening room with the volume turned all the way up.
"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued.
WASHINGTON—What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs? blurted out a distraught Obama, in the middle of a briefing on Iranian drone planes.YouTube - The Astounding World of the Future
A funny mid-20th century newsreel featuring amazingly accurate predictions of the year 2000:
Excellent sendup of mid-20th century technocratic utopianism / futurism (a la GM at 1939 world's fair). Via Steve Duncombe's collectionMicrosoft Education Competencies: Humor
Via Ben Goldacre
Nice page about the use of humor within education
How to be funny. By Microsoft. http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx (via Tweep whose name I forgot) #fb
I'm pretty sure this is not ironic: corporate education on humour, including a grading system and ideas for professional development.QDB: Quote #152037
I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem. <dm> For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me. <dm> Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better.
How to get the Linux gurus to help you.Le top 10 des relous sur twitter | Henry Michel a un avis sur tout
RT @fdebailleul: RT @olivierl: Le Top 10 des relous sur Twitter - http://bit.ly/771up MAXI LOL MT @BinaryJuice @gonzague via @rob1p
LOL RT @gonzague: Le Top 10 des relous sur Twitter - http://bit.ly/771up via @rob1p
RT @AlexxCom: RT @henrymichel - Le top ten des relous sur Twitter - Excellent !! #twitter http://bit.ly/CFSYi
Funny one. RT @thekitchenfr: Bien vu. Le top 10 des reloos sur twitter : http://www.henrymichel.com/humour/top10-relous-twitter/
Le top 10 des relous sur twitter http://dld.bz/b5yw Perso, j'assume ! – Emilie Ogez (eogez) http://twitter.com/eogez/statuses/12992478078
RT @gonzague: Le Top 10 des relous sur Twitter - http://bit.ly/771up via @rob1p» If Advertisements Were Truthful
It's an advertisers job to display their products in a way that makes it seem like you can't live without them. But we decided we'd show you what they'dNew Programming Jargon — Global Nerdy
10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children). Chocolate Axe Nightmare!
10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children) | Cracked.comThe 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Old School PSAs | Cracked.com
lots of funCharlie Brooker on the BNP and their political broadcast | Comment is free | The Guardian
Extremist material of any kind always looks gaudy and cheap, like a bad pizza menu. Not because they can't afford decent computers - these days you can knock up a professional CD cover on a pay-as-you-go mobile - but because anyone who's good at graphic design is likely to be a thoughtful, inquisitive sort by nature. And thoughtful, inquisitive sorts tend to think fascism is a bit shit, to be honest. If the BNP really were the greatest British party, they'd have the greatest British designer working for them - Jonathan Ive, perhaps, the man who designed the iPod. But they don't. They've got someone who tries to stab your eyes out with primary colours.
Charlie Brooker: For the BNP to claim to be more British than the other British parties is as nonsensical as your dad suddenly claiming to have invented the beard
"Don't vote for those nasty slick parties. Vote for a shoddy one! Never mind the extremism, feel the ineptitude"
The BNP represents Britain's workers? They don't even represent basic British craftsmanship
Charlie Brooker skewers the BNP
For the BNP to claim to be more British than the other British parties is as nonsensical as your dad suddenly claiming to have invented the beard.
Extremist material of any kind always looks gaudy and cheap, like a bad pizza menu. Not because they can't afford decent computers - these days you can knock up a professional CD cover on a pay-as-you-go mobile - but because anyone who's good at graphic design is likely to be a thoughtful, inquisitive sort by nature. And thoughtful, inquisitive sorts tend to think fascism is a bit shit, to be honest.
RT @eliza: Charlie Brooker on the BNP http://bit.ly/4fKf2O Bunch of wankers. [from http://twitter.com/standardman/statuses/1835238421]
Lovely pieceManiacal Rage
The tumblelog of Garrett Murray.
A ton of funny Photoshop CS4 crash reports.
It started dying so often that he got REALLY creative with his crash descriptions.
""At one point, around noon, I started hallucinating. I suddenly found myself in an alterate [sp] universe...it was insane. The oceans were purple, we used Converse sneakers as currency, and Photoshop never crashed. Then I snapped back and saw this dialogue.""Cummingtonite - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
RT @Cocoia: You can't really make up mineral names like these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
"Monoclinic cummingtonite is compositionally similar and polymorphic with orthorhombic anthophyllite, which is a much more common form of magnesium-rich amphibole, the latter being metastable"MySpace.com Blogs - Mike McPhaden MySpace Blog
Your favorite Facebook meme is older than anyone guessed! Here it is, something I just dug up at the library: the First Folio edition of... Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me
Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt MeHuman Slinky Halftime Basketball Creighton University Omaha NE Video
College basketball halftime show with the human slinky
Best half time show I've seen in Year's this is called the Human Slinky and this video was done during a halftime show at a Basketball game at Creighton University in Omaha, NE. If you haven't seen it yet you have got to check it out...at the end you still say how did they.....BBC NEWS | UK | 'Most unfortunate names' revealed
Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still. It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK. Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin. And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd as Doug Hole or Hazel Nutt.
comedy names8 Classic Movies That Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes | Cracked.com
People hate plot holes in movies. At least, that's what they'll tell you. But sometimes, if a movie is awesome enough, people will overlook even the most retarded gaps in reason and logic.
8 Classic Movies That Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes | Cracked.comIf All Movies Had Cell Phones - CollegeHumor video
Now you know why "No country for old men" was set in the past...Mike Vanier: opinions
This is an update to an old series of jokes about computer languages being like cars. I've added some more modern languages to the list.
Assembly Language: you are the car.
And now, cars instead of religion. I'm beginning to be tired of the lies and misinformation spread about Perl; totally wrong!What your email address says about your computer skills - The Oatmeal
and not just because I was a gmail early adopterstuff no one told me
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936291Build Blog » Couch Cushion Architecture; A Critical Analysis
photographed coffee table book of children's sofa forts?
from Build Blog."yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."
Laughing at: ""yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."" ( http://bit.ly/azLpiD )
Hilarious email thread about missing cat poster
RT @Anniemole: Don't ask a designer who doesn't like cats to make a 'lost cat' poster http://bit.ly/ceU5GN I cried LOL'ing via @b3ta_linksCupidtino
Exclusive matchmaking site for Apple lovers.
Introducing Cupidtino - die Partner-Börse für Apple Fanboys und Fangirls http://bit.ly/coEHwG #muahaha #lol
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Bizarra red social para encontrar tu pareja maquera.
Well I WAS looking forward to our 10th wedding anniversary. Now it seems I may be able to do better: http://cupidtino.com/