Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation - CollegeHumor video
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

This self-obsessive girl failed to listen to her boyfriend tell her many, many times that he was soon to go off travelling around Europe. When he leaves and therefore can't reply to her emails, she starts up a hilariously tragic and mildly twisted semi-monologue as this over-zealous nut job fears the worst for her 'relationship'.