balefully: FIC: Grin and Bare It, Master Post
http://balefully.livejournal.com/643015.html

Jensen Ackles is a homophobic physical therapist whose roommate is tending bar at a gay club. Jared Padalecki is the headlining stripper.

Jensen Ackles is a physical therapist with an attitude problem. Jared Padalecki is the headlining stripper at the notorious club Ziegfeld's/Secrets, dancing his way through grad school. After a misunderstanding brings them together only to shove them violently apart, the two of them nurse confusing feelings of animosity and lust. Will their differences bring them together, or end up tearing them apart?

Jensen Ackles is a physical therapist with an attitude problem. Jared Padalecki is the headlining stripper at the notorious club Ziegfeld's/Secrets, dancing his way through grad school. After a misunderstanding brings them together only to shove them violently apart, the two of them nurse confusing feelings of animosity and lust. Will their differences bring them together, or end up tearing them apart? 32,700

The one where Jensen is a little bit of a homophobic asshole and Jared'a stripper working his way through college.

The One where Jared's a Stripper and Jensen is a Giant Ass

I HAVE BEEN A HOMOPHOBE ALL MY LIFE BUT NOW I SEE YOUR GIGANTIC COCK AND I JUST WANT TO SIT ON IT ALL DAY *____* (JETS OF COME AND GIANT DROOLING COCKS.)

Summary: Jensen Ackles is a physical therapist with an attitude problem. Jared Padalecki is the headlining stripper at the notorious club Ziegfeld's/Secrets, dancing his way through grad school. After a misunderstanding brings them together only to shove them violently apart, the two of them nurse confusing feelings of animosity and lust. Will their differences bring them together, or end up tearing them apart?