snakevsladder: fic: so magical (merlin/arthur)
http://snakevsladder.livejournal.com/8992.html

Normally I wouldn't link to merlin/arthur fic, but this is something special in that it's actually quite good.

in which merlin accidentally turns himself into a girl for a few days, because sometimes these things just happen.

Merlin accidentally turns himself into a girl. Short and sweet.

Girl!Merlin

Wherein Merlin accidentally turns himself into a girl. "Apparently, unknown to Merlin thus far, 'you look nice' in Arthur speak is in fact code for 'I would like to sneak down to your chambers at night and do all sorts of filthy things to you and your new ladyparts'. And apparently, also unknown to Merlin, when he replies with 'bugger off', he actually means 'I am surprisingly okay with that, and Christ, please do that thing with your tongue again, don't stop now'."

"Merlin," he says, loudly and accusingly, eyes wide, "you've got tits!"

Gauis looks at Merlin, and for the first time since Merlin woke up missing a Y chromosone, doesn't do a double-take. Merlin grins at him. "Well done, thank you, what did you do, what worked in the end? Thank you!" he says, all in a rush. He resists the urge to cup himself through the cloth of his trousers, as though to demonstrate that he's all back to normal, but doesn't quite manage to stop himself from gesturing somewhat gleefully to his crotch.

"I think, uh. I think I have a bit of a problem," Merlin begins.

Apparently, unknown to Merlin thus far, 'you look nice' in Arthur speak is in fact code for 'I would like to sneak down to your chambers at night and do all sorts of filthy things to you and your new ladyparts'.

Arthur hadn't heard the bit about the coin before. His destiny had always been about leadership and making sure to not let any of his knights bed his queen, which, if his queen was supposed to be Merlin, was most definitely never going to be in the cards.

" The destiny bit needed clarification. "This destiny bit needs clarification," Arthur said to the dragon once he and Merlin had returned from that whole dragon-slaying, rescuing Merlin-in-distress business. If the dragon was pleased to see them together, he didn't show it. "Yes," Merlin agreed. "Are we destined to be together -- or just, you know, destined to drive each other mad?""

The first time the dragon told Arthur his destiny was some idiot named Merlin, Arthur laughed. Loudly. And at length.

The first time the dragon told Arthur his destiny was some idiot named Merlin, Arthur laughed. Loudly. And at length. And it had nothing to do with the blow to the head he'd received from that poncy git, Lucan. Arthur's back had been turned for a start, which was why Lucan was in the dungeon and Arthur was talking to a bloody great big dragon.

[merlin. cracky. pg-13. merlin/arthur.] The first time the dragon told Arthur his destiny was some idiot named Merlin, Arthur laughed. Loudly. And at length.

"That's hardly the same thing!" Arthur shouted. "He's a buggering warlock," he said to the dragon. // The dragon's lips curled. "I know."

"The first time the dragon told Arthur his destiny was some idiot named Merlin, Arthur laughed. Loudly. And at length." Hilarious! They've got a destiny but no one said it would be smooth sailing. And the dragon is no help at all.

Arthur learns that Merlin is his destiny - worst destiny *ever*.

FUCK EARTH, I'M OUT IN SPACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CANON, THIS IS ALTERNATE REALITY MOTHERFUCKER

I'M ON A BOAT

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking ship.

This might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

OMG LOLZ. I'm On A Boat.

OMFG. OMFG.

I'M ON A SHIP

I'm On a Ship. Best. Star Trek Macros. Ever. (though, in my defense, you need to see Andy Samberg's 'I'm on a Boat' to understand the lolerskates)

TAKE A PICTURE TRICK, I'M ON A SHIP BITCH WE DRINKING CARDASSIAN SUNRISE, IT'S SO CRISP

AAAAH. DEAD. I AM DEAD. It's..."I'M ON A BOAT" from SNL Star Trek style gahahaha.

Second one

"You know, people write slash fanfic about the Bible too."

"You know, people write slash fanfic about the Bible too." "Go to sleep, Sam."

Post Monster at the End of the Book, Sam's still hip deep in fanfic.

Sam and Dean read fanfic about themselves... snerk.

"And then the fanfic? That's gonna be, like, the Book of Mormon."

I'm trying to find a fic and it's annoying me to no end that I cannot find it. I thought it was on Wraithbait but I couldn't find it.

And thus was born the mad idea to randomly select sgastoryfinders posts, cull lines from them, and see what kind of poem I can find thereby.

poetry from the sga ficfinder comm.

The sgastoryfinders poems.

I need help finding a story... What little I remember is, I'm looking for a story I am looking for a fic

Storyfinders poetry

sga storyfinders found poetry

I think John was actually busy being a mathemetician and not a soldier.

Hilarious poetry constructed from 'I'm looking for a fic ...' requests on the lj community, sga storyfinders. -- "I am, of course, searching for a fic. I remember trapped under some rubble trapped under a lot of debris Sheppard and McKay are captured Rodney and John are hurt"

"I need help finding a story... What little I remember is," Poetry constructed from ficfinder comm posts.

<3 <3 Found poetry from sgastoryfinders. I don't even read SGA fic but this felt so true and awesome anyway.

The important thing is: they have sex. *** OMG. OMG. OMG. This shouldn't be read in public places. It demonstrates clearly the utter ridiculousness of my favourite fandom and of people in general. OMG. Delicious supplied "recycle" for recommended tags. Who am I to go against the tide?

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"Oh my God, this shit has developed a narrative thread," Chris marvels.

by rageprufrock. Inspired by both Chris Pine's douchetastic Cosmo Interview (in which he advises prospective girlfriends to admire the size of his penis by saying things like "Baby, I don't have three hands!") and Zachary Quinto's dorktastic photos of himself actually having three hands.

Co-written by Leupagus.) Inspired by both Chris Pine's douchetastic Cosmo Interview (in which he advises prospective girlfriends to admire the size of his penis by saying things like "Baby, I don't have three hands!") and Zachary Quinto's dorktastic photos of himself actually having three hands (... for some Heroes episode? [we really hope so, anyway -- pru]), this fic was created in fits of combined drunkness, insomnia, and work-related psychosis. Anyone who makes a comment along the lines of "but that interview didn't come out until such-and-such a date!" or "Zach didn't wear those awful hats until after the end of the shoot!" will be killed. [aaaaand here you can see the difference between leupagus and me: she actually has notes and disclaimers and shit. -- pru]

Sasha's grin widens. "He's been making a D-face all morning." "What the fuck is a D-face?" Chris asks, and then Zach pauses at the opened door of the makeup trailer and pouts, with sad disappointment, at Chris for what feels like two eternities before he says: "Nice interview," and leaves, spinning with a twist in his hips. "...Oh," Chris says.

CUTEST STORY EVER!!!

I know you (used?) to read bad fan-fic. This is a very-very condensed run-down of the recent Star Trek movie, delivered in one-liners. And pretty damned funny. :^)

Laugh-out-loud take on the film. Brilliant from start to finish. To wit: Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.

A parody of the newest Star Trek movie, by Sarah Rees Brennan. (aka Mistful in the HP fandom) Mentions of Kirk/Spock, kinda.

SPOCK: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.

'KIRK: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the screams of 'I'm fabulous! I'm fabulous!' IN MY OWN HEAD.'

UHURA: I seem not to be assigned to the Enterprise. Please correct this error. SPOCK: Well, I didn't... UHURA: You know my qualifications. MA in advanced linguistics. PhD in badass. SPOCK: So I'll just be correcting that error, then. UHURA: That's what I thought. SPOCK: It is a perfectly logical decision on my part to be totally whipped.

new Star Trek (2009) movie parody

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Summary: “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. |__| JC Chavez. He is this generation's shakespeare for real

“Yes, but you have magnificent breasts that make people do what you say. I need a plan that doesn’t involve your hypnotic knockers,” said Bradley.

“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. Bradley/Colin

Bradley goes to ridiculous lengths, which include stalking and 90's karaoke, to win Colin's affections.

Bradley/Colin, PG-13. “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley.

“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley. HAHAHAHA.

Usually the whole real people in fics thing freaks me out, but this one touched my heart somehow and I found myself liking it a lot.

“If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you—and by you I mean me—do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley.

One minute Merlin's there, riding (like a sack of turnips) next to Arthur. The next— It's a very good thing Arthur has good reflexes.

Baby Merlin

One minute Merlin's there, riding (like a sack of turnips) next to Arthur. The next— It's a very good thing Arthur has good reflexes.

Merlin gets turned into a baby

One minute Merlin's there, riding (like a sack of turnips) next to Arthur. The next—

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Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated.

Bandom (Panic at the Disco) | Ryan/Brendon | 2,400 words | PG Summary: Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated. Warning: Real Person Fiction Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I don't know any of the members of Panic at the Disco, and don't in the least imagine that this is what goes on in their bus. No offence is meant. A/N: Not beta'd. Typo spotting earns you grateful smiles.

Not-a-robot-Robot!Ryan "You sang me back home," Ryan said quietly. Then he frowned. "No, wait, that sounded really lame." "You're writing lyrics right now, aren't you?" Brendon asked, the laugh spilling into his voice. "Like, while we were kissing, you were totally putting half your attention into working out synonyms."

Standalone. Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated.

"Oh my god," Spencer said, "Ryan is not actually a robot, Brendon." || Ryan get whammied by a fan, and starts acting strangely. Cracky and hilarious at the beginning, but actually kinda creepy, until it all ends in adorable.

In which the band wake up one day and find that Ryan turned into a robot. Only he didn't (and Jon also managed to break him. But not on purpose).

2,400 words. Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated. -- this is adooooorable. i am confused but very happy.

Brendon giggled, breathless. "He's a broken robot," he said. "Oh, wow, this is messed up."

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Fine, so maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack the giant tentacle monster.

in which merlin gets arthur cleaned up properly, and then has to do it all over again ///// Fine, so maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack the giant tentacle monster.

some delicious tags i just don't get to use enough.

"What?" Arthur said, and realized Merlin had actually been reduced to incoherence. "Oh, shut up, and get over here and get me cleaned off."

"If you ever," he said, by way of preamble, and then turned around, and stopped, because the look on Merlin's face wasn't the shock of seeing your prince stripped and violated and losing all respect for him, which Arthur had been steeling himself for. It also wasn't what have you got yourself into now or I want to laugh except you'll probably execute me or even the utterly intolerable I told you not to charge at the giant tentacle monster, didn't I?

Fine, so maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack the giant tentacle monster. 1,694 words.

arthur (kinda) sacrifices merlin to a tentacle monster

Arthur fights a tentacle monster. Merlin enjoys the aftermath.

Brendon sees all of his possibilities.

all the brendons that could have been.

A quarterlife crisis is when all your what-ifs, the lives you could have lived, gather and fight about choices you should have made and opportunities you shouldn't have missed.

O_______O

at brendon's quarterlife crisis, every possible brendon meets every other brendon and poor patrick has to sift through them all.//so many possibilities, it's magical, i swear to god.

Ryan starts to tuck up close to Brendon, muzzle pressed up against Jon's back, then he sits up suddenly and says, "Hey. Where's Spencer?"

panic! kitten au

1,600 words, G. Kitten AU. SUNSHINE FOR EVERY RAINY DAY FOR THE REST OF TIME.

Ryan starts to tuck up close to Brendon, muzzle pressed up against Jon's back, then he sits up suddenly and says, "Hey. Where's Spencer?" (the kitten AU)

Ryan starts to tuck up close to Brendon, muzzle pressed up against Jon's back, then he sits up suddenly and says, "Hey. Where's Spencer?" Kitten AU.

When I'm in need of cheering up, kittens! at the disco

Panic!kittens!!! OMG~!!! so cute!!!!!

Disney!Arthur and girl!Merlin surrounded by sickeningly adorable animals.

"Oh, my penis,” she says, eyes big and liquid and devastated. “Where could it have gone?”

Disney Prince Arthur and inexplicably-magicked-into-a-girl!Merlin.

inspired by ladyflowdi's comment ficlet featuring Disney Prince Arthur and inexplicably-magicked-into-a-girl!Merlin.

Disney Princess Merlin

This latest aberration was inspired by ladyflowdi's comment ficlet featuring Disney Prince Arthur and inexplicably-magicked-into-a-girl!Merlin. Fluffy wide-eyed animals included.

So I thought it was high time for some silliness. :D Because Merlin/Arthur is a pairing very susceptible to silliness, I feel. No? :D This latest aberration was inspired by [info]ladyflowdi's comment ficlet featuring Disney Prince Arthur and inexplicably-magicked-into-a-girl!Merlin. And so obviously I had to draw it. Fluffy wide-eyed animals included.

Disney Prince Arthur and inexplicably-magicked-into-a-girl!Merlin

Girl!Merlin/Arthur (omg)

Art AND ficlet featuring girl!Merlin, Arthur and random Disney animals.

It was Zack's fault, really. 1,303 words.

The one where the stoners! at the disco are at a truckstop full of shiny distractions and lose Jon. Everything about this story is wonderful, seriously.

It was Zack's fault, really.

So the thing that winter, when Brendon hugged that cop a little bit inappropriately, that was really actually Zack's fault, too.

They had split up--there was a Starbucks and a newsstand and a gift shop and bathrooms and vending machines and one of those claw games, there was a lot to do and see

In which Jon Walker is lost.

angel married....accidentally.  ha

Summary: Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this. Word Count: 11,101 words

The one where Dean and Castiel have accidentally started a marriage/courtship ritual.

Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.

as only afterward, when Sam was rubbing feeling back into his wrists and Dean was hanging up from his anonymous 911 call that Castiel said, "The next time you summon me by name, I expect to fuck you," like someone else might say, "The next time we throw a party, you're bringing the beer." "Really?" Sam said. "You guys can't wait until you're alone to have these little talks?"

Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this. [BWEEEEE!!!]

"Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this." EEEE! ^___^ <33333 Excerpt: "It was only afterward, when Sam was rubbing feeling back into his wrists and Dean was hanging up from his anonymous 911 call that Castiel said, 'The next time you summon me by name, I expect to fuck you,' like someone else might say, 'The next time we throw a party, you're bringing the beer.' 'Really? Sam said. 'You guys can't wait until you're alone to have these little talks?'" (Marking)