India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***) - Times Online
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

Yeah that'll stop 'em drinking coke and pepsi!

i ate and drank a lot in my life, but cow urine as a softdrink? no thanks http://j.mp/bdjwIi

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it. Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine. The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Times Online February 11, 2009