Old Jews Telling Jokes
http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/

No-one is better at telling jokes than old jewish people. This is *superb*

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Just What it Says

TOO.FUNNY.

Pepsi logo redesign is bad. This is good.

Lawrence Yang sums up beautifully why I think the new Pepsi logo is a bust.

Visual Performance Research Lab Footage - hand gestures, tone of voice, facial/body expression

Conan hosts the comedian Louis CK who is talking of the spoiled generation worth watching!

Agent Lathan gave out 2,000 high fives by standing next to a subway escalator during the morning rush. Five additional agents spread out along the adjacent stairs, holding signs that prepared commuters for the upcoming high five fun. […] The subway station at 53rd Street and Lexington Avenue can be a nightmare in the morning. Thousands of commuters make a daily transfer from the E or V train to the 6 train. The first part of the transfer involves taking one of two giant escalators, which both run up in the morning to accommodate the huge crowd. […] Everyone is generally in a pretty crappy mood when they’re making this transfer with a herd of other people at the crack of dawn. It was definitely a location in need of a bit of fun.

Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places.

For our latest mission, Agent Lathan gave out 2,000 high fives by standing next to a subway escalator during the morning rush. Five additional agents spread out along the adjacent stairs, holding signs that prepared commuters for the upcoming high five fun

Oh very cute yes. Made me smile, anyway.

"Everything is so amazing and nobody is happy." It is true. We take for granted the miracles we get from technology, and complain when the miracles aren't perfect. This comedian's routine on the Conan O'Brien show is funny, mocking our ingratitude. I post it here because the rant is a cartoon version of a more serious argument that we become blind to progress. Enjoy:

at The Technium

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comedian Louis C.K. on conan o'brian talking about how people take our amazing technology for granted.

"Everything is so amazing and nobody is happy." It is true. We take for granted the miracles we get from technology, and complain when the miracles aren't perfect. This comedian's routine on the Conan O'Brien show is funny, mocking our ingratitude. I post it here because the rant is a cartoon version of a more serious argument that we become blind to progress.

Fantastic 4 minute skit. And very, very true.

Wow. Yeah, y'know. That's true.

Sam Bee says Twitter has become such a big deal because it's awesome and our rotting corpses are grabbing for its glimmer.

funny

30 Twitter comic strips that reflect on how the world is using and reacting to Twitter.

As you probably already know, Twitter is hotter than ever. Everyone seems to be tweeting these days about anything and everything that's on their mind. If

i'm getting this because i keep searching for it on youtube and this should be faster. auto tune the news.

Funny Stand Up Comedy Videos, Stand Up Comedy Pictures and Stand Up Comedy Lists

"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded"

Funny emails

Funny people on Twitter

One thing I enjoy on Twitter: funny people.

ore than 90 comedians on Twitter that are all worth a follow. Included are some very famous comics and generally funny people, a bunch of stand-up performers, some comedy and humor writers, and plenty of comedic actors. The one thing they all have in common is that they’re definitely LOL-worthy.

Made me laugh.

Web-savvy parody of West Side Story, featuring such hits as "I want to be on eHarmony" and "Evite, Evite"

Musical! Knapp 5 min. :)

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Funny

People be crazy.

quite excellent

Köstlich

Herrlich!!

Betreff: Tweet #1 Freitag, 10:01 Uhr Lieber F., bezugnehmend auf unsere Besprechung von Montag letzter Woche,...

Much of the brain is still mysterious to modern science, possibly because modern science itself is using brains to analyze it. There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want. We can't vouch for any of these, either their effectiveness or safety. All we can say is that they sound awesome, since apparently you can make your brain...

Intriguing men's fashion blog - dressing like a grown-up

As a person in a service based industry, this email thread is something that you fantasize about from time to time, but never have the balls to actually do.

"Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free."

Oh I have fantasized about exchanges like this.

We see what we want to see, we hear what we want to hear. "conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not serious when offering political statements. "

Last week, Stephen Colbert revisited a segment he had done on Florida Representative Bill Posey, who sponsored a bill that "would require future presidential candidates to provide a copy of their original birth certificate," in order to put insane rumors of President Barack Obama's birthplace to bed. Colbert thought a similar measure should be taken to end the whisperings that Posey was a human-alligator hybrid. Posey, in response to Colbert, said, "I expected there would be some civil debate about it, but it wasn't civil...There is no reason to say that I'm the illegitimate grandson of an alligator." And one wondered, "Does Posey not realize that Colbert is not speaking in earnest? His reaction seems uniquely stupid!" Stupid, yes. But apparently it's not unique at all, according to a study from The Ohio State University, which proves, with math and stuff, that lots of conservatives seem to not understand the intrinsic, underlying joke of The Colbert Report:

Weird Book Room

i own one of these!

WALTER In sooth, then, faithful friend, this was a rug of value? Thou wouldst call it not a rug among ordinary rugs, but a rug of purpose? A star in a firmament, in step with the fashion alike to the Whitsun morris-dance? A worthy rug, a rug of consequence, sir? THE KNAVE It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gather’d its qualities as the sweet lovers’ spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometer’s cap; a great reckoning in a little room. Verily, it transform’d the room from the space between four walls presented, to the harbour of a man’s monarchy.

What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

Too funny.

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Funny as fuck quotes.

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

Man talks in his sleep, wife blogs it.

Ricky Gervais

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Death comes for every man, but that doesn't mean you have to make it easy for the bastard. These are the men who, despite whatever terrible things they may have done in life, earned a place in our hearts with their amazingly badass deaths

An actor's instruments are his emotions. There are tricks to it, but it is more alchemy than science. And there are times, like when a DP crosses your eyeline during a scene, when you just have to let 'er rip. Should this ever happen to you, you'll be prepared, as we've got a handy Christian Bale soundboard to aid in your efforts. Now you can terrorize the crew and tell them they are nice guys at the same time. Enjoy!

humorous conglomeration of all movie trailer cliches - well executed

Wowwww.

Excuse me why I go into the other room and die of lulz. If you're willing to collect the pieces later, that'd be pretty cool.

10 Incredibly Accurate Impersonations By People You Wouldn't Recognize

collection of FML-esque websites

http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry via @addthis [from http://twitter.com/eaton3000/statuses/1579283995]

by Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee

Palin Prank Call: Canadian Comedy Duo Convinces Palin She's Talking To Sarkozy (AUDIO)

I hope this is real!

OMG

Don't judge too quickly..... We won't: http://bit.ly/chB5L7

Top 5 Ameriquest mortgage commercials. Funnier than you think - sure you will laugh!. Watch Video about Ameriquest,Funny,Commercials by Metacafe.com

repare to greet them on the front steps of the building. To capture the moment, I wore a wireless microphone and had Agent Schackman film me from about

We Cause Scenes

For our latest mission, we picked a random couple getting married at the City Clerk’s Office in Manhattan and threw them a surprise wedding reception. The couple was treated to dancing, toasts, cake, and gifts, all with complete strangers.

http://improveverywhere.com/2009/06/02/surprise-wedding-reception/

About as funny as God's facebook page!

"I see you staring at me from across the water"

Jim Carrey profile

cool article on the existential nature of jim carrey's comedy

To quote Martin Buber: “The world is not comprehensible, but it is embraceable."

article about jim carey

jim carrey, the existential clown!

Why Jim Carrey makes us uncomfortable

Australian comedy group 'Axis Of Awesome' perform a sketch from the 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Footage courtesy of Network Ten Australia. ...

pop music has come a long way

Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

Reports of the comedy songs death have been greatly exaggerated: Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song http://bit.ly/bwNfeN

Laughing at: ""yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."" ( http://bit.ly/azLpiD )

Hilarious email thread about missing cat poster

Like dontevenreply.com

RT @Anniemole: Don't ask a designer who doesn't like cats to make a 'lost cat' poster http://bit.ly/ceU5GN I cried LOL'ing via @b3ta_links

No, seriously. Just read this in its entirety, from the top. Because if you haven't yet seen this brilliant exchange from David Thorne*, you need to. Right now.

haha :D lest das!