Charlie Brooker: Nightclubs are hell | Comment is free | The Guardian
because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool. But a glamorous friend of mine was there to "
Charlie Brooker: I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only 'saddoes' dislike them.
Brooker is god and right about everything.
"Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable."