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Easy Solutions #1 So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway. What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.

Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.

So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway. (